08-19-2022
CORN KID [ REMIX ] / [ AUTOTUNE ]
The official landing page of cornkid.com
aug, 19, 2022 11:44pm mst
by benjamin " bpaq " Paquette
THIS LIL VIDEO RIGHT HERE, is PRECIOUS.
THE POINT OF THE VIDEO IS THAT ANYTHING CAN BE A HIT SONG, INCLUDING "IT'S CORN". NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EVER THINK A SONG ABOUT A YELLOW VEGETABLE COULD DO IT QUITE LIKE THIS MOZART FT. BEETHOVEN'ESQUE MASTERPIECE BY SCHMOYOHO (accent on the yo). A NEW MEANING TO LIFE CAN BE FOUND IN EVERY LYRIC.
"FOR ME, I REALLY LIKE CORN. "
WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT CORN?
" IT'S CORN. "
" A BIG LUMP WITH KNOBS -
IT HAS THE JUICE. "
( IT HAS THE JUICE. )
" I CAN'T IMAGINE A MORE BEAUTIFUL THING! "
( WOAH - )
" IT'S CORN.
I CAN TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT.
I MEAN LOOK AT THIS THING!
BUT, WHEN I TRIED IT WITH BUTTER,
EVERYTHING CHANGED. "
THIS MAY SEEM LIKE A ONE-OFF, ANOTHER TREND, OR FRANKLY; ANNOYING to some. HOWEVER, LET'S SEE WHY YOU HAVE LISTENED TO IT. SCMOYOHO, DERIVES FROM THE GREGORY BROTHERS, KNOWN FOR "MAKING SONGS OUT OF NOTHING." THIS IS A KNACK OF SKILL. YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHY WHEN YOU RECOGNIZE THEIR OTHER GREATEST HITS:
SOME OF THESE SONGS ARE AS OLD AS 12 YEARS. the internet GREW UP LISTENING TO THEIR TUNES. schmoyoho is HIP. (AND THEIR YOUTUBE PAGE IS PROOF WITH 3.43 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS, AND +1,000,000,000 TOTAL VIEWS. Yes, that is over 1 billion! )
on july 26, 2022 they were featured on: the tonight show with jimmy fallon for their latest remix of a clip from the hit netflix series: stranger things.
let's get back to the corn, the original interview by @dointhings is seen below.
There is so much to unpack here, and we could go on all day- so, let's close with a great quote from frank bruni in an article by joseph lamour at today.com.
When asked how he would describe corn to someone who hasn’t had it before, Corn Kid describes it as “a big lump with knobs.” The child also said that he mostly likes the juice from the corn and that’s what makes him like it so much. Marvelous review, truly — Frank Bruni couldn’t describe it any better.
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